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Happy Holidays Phantom Style! A GREAT video!
  phanwank - (madrigalist)
 
09:01am 24/12/2009  
  I loved this! I laughed my butt off. I follow this phan on Twitter and Facebook. Enjoy her Christmas video!

~Mav


 
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Dear sweet Jim, George, and Brian, it's finally over!
  phanwank - (zippytheavenger)
 
01:38am 24/12/2009  
 
mood: relieved
music: Underground-David Bowie
Oh, free at last! What a journey it has been--we've had good times, we've had sad times, we've had hard times, we've had glad times. I remember that one crazy Ramadan when--

*ahem* Anyway, I give you the final chapter and Epilogue of 'The Crystal'. And it looks as though our dear Goblin King emerges relatively unscathed!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4625528/15/The_Crystal

Dance, tragic dance... )
 
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  phantom_movie - (anakaliaandrea)
 
04:23pm 23/12/2009  
 
ICONS:
-Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman; misc screen caps/eps [35]
-Star Trek XI '09 (cast, photoshoot) [35]
-Phantom of the Opera [45]
-Sleeping Beauty [18]

PREVIEW:



VIEW ALL HERE @ [info]charming_design
 
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Can't wank it. The actors already did.
  phanwank - (phantomess_og)
 
05:05pm 22/12/2009  
 
mood: cheerful
music: Be Rob Guest
I'm sure a lot of you have probably already come across these vids on youtube. But for those that haven't, this is just way too awesome for you to be kept in the dark about!



http://www.youtube.com/user/iloveorangechicken This is the person who put up the vid. She's put up a lot of the Australian Easter Charity Cabarets. A lot of the stuff is pure gold!

I have also decided the best way to rid the fandom of cruelty to Raoul is to show them this vid:



that's just entirely too damned adorable. No one can hate on the vicomte after that!
 
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I am amazed that Christine managed to keep her spunk throughout this fuckwittery
  phanwank - (zippytheavenger)
 
09:47pm 20/12/2009  
 
mood: startled
music: Hate On Me-Glee Cast
Almost done....almost done...zen breaths...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4625528/14/The_Crystal

Actually, this was not thrilling in the least. )
 
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  phanwank - (kryss_labryn)
 
03:12pm 19/12/2009  
  So far as I can tell, this is a German version of Phantom. Obviously they are ripping off ALW to the extent of using the same half-mask, but it isn't the ALW version. It's kind of awesome in that Christine is a blonde, and that the Phantom's Red Death costume, in a room full of dress-clothes-clad-men with identical masks (in various colours), is exactly the same-- except his mask is red, and he's got "Death" (Tod) written on his back. In red. So, you know, it's the Red Death costume. XD It sort of seems an interesting production. Lower budget, apparently <strike>given the Red Death costume haha</strike> as the sets are mainly pictures projected onto a backdrop, but the costuming is better than Phantom X, at least. XD The site is in German, but through the magic of Google Translate I learn that the Phantom is played by the same guy who did Graf Krolock in Tanz der Vampire. The Translation (in case the link doesn't work) ) I'm told it's actually dreadful, but I couldn't wait through the 15 minute clip at the bottom before sharing it with you all. So go check it out! :D  
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  phanwank - (phantomreviews)
 
11:52am 19/12/2009  
  Hi guys...

I've finally done it - a 3 part videowank of the worst piece of fan fiction by a supposedly good author...PHANTOM OF MANHATTAN by Fredrick Forsyth. In this video, I not only assasinate this book (as it deserves) but kidnap the author and put him on trial for his crims against literature.

What is your pleasure? DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mybkKkeBTEE Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chX9lfQ56Tw Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xJ9dmx4zH8 part 3
 
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Catoptric Cistula...
  phanwank - (finncullen)
 
10:20am 19/12/2009  
 

How could I resist.
 
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Phan Philm of WTF
  phanwank - (phantomess_og)
 
03:17pm 18/12/2009  
 
mood: bored
music: this movie
Friends, Romans, Phanwankers! Lend me your ocular units! 'Cos boy howdy, do I have a movie for you!

I'm actually rather suprised that this particular little gem hasn't gotten it's well deserved roasting on here. It's phan made, and quite recent. Yes, I speak of Angel of Music. It's like someone took book!verse bad!fic and filmed it! If anyone actually HAS wanked this before, I really do apologize for the thunder stealing, I honestly couldn't find the wank for it. Please see either Thor or Hephastus to get some nice new thunder.

Another note before I rip into this (and maybe I'm just going a bit soft in my old age) is that despite all of the WTF and bad acting, they really did seem to try, so kudos for that. But having their little phan hearts in the right place doesn't make the end result any less insane.

Also, I'm typing as I watch, so this is going to probably end up being random and disjointed as hell.

At least it can all be chalked up to a bad acid trip. )
 
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I will not be satisfied until somebody's spine gets broken.
  phanwank - (zippytheavenger)
 
09:11pm 16/12/2009  
 
mood: sleepy
music: Violet Skies-In This Moment
The penultimate to the penultimate chapter of The Crystal. *whips out a tambourine* There's got to be a morning afterrrrrrrr...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4625528/13/The_Crystal

Wherein 'proactive' is a four-letter word )
 
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So Erik, Jareth, Lestat, and Dracula walk into a bar...
  phanwank - (inlaterdays)
 
06:59pm 16/12/2009  
  Here's a little break from all the badfic - I really like this cartoon. I hope I'm doing the DevArt embedding thing right. Posted with the creator's permission - if you are reminded of Roommates or TGND, it's no surprise - she's a fan!

edited to add LJ cut since it's large )

By [info]fantasmaluna - original here.
 
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I knew that damned monkey was ebil!
  phanwank - (phantomess_og)
 
04:03pm 16/12/2009  
 
mood: contemplative
music: A Flower or a Tree - Ivan Jacobs POTO
Like I said, the other story I was wanking ran out of chapters. But this one is brand spanking new! So hopefully the strange will be updated regularly. If it weren't for the mass of WTF this one might actually be interesting....buuuuttt.....

Would it kill you to Google the Palais Garnier? )
 
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Shortest Bad!Fic Ever
  phanwank - (kryss_labryn)
 
10:39am 16/12/2009  
 
mood: amused
Okay, this is probably the shortest fic in history. XD

Phantom of the Opera by Hans von Hozel

See, apparently Hans is out to piss off every single fandom in existence. LOL No, I don't mean, "Wow, this guy is a real asshole," I mean he has literally made it his mission to write one fic for every single fandom out there, despite not knowing the slightest thing about said fandoms (not that it stops some of the Phanbrats lol), and to tick each fandom off with each fic. XD So far he's up to 218. TVTropes lists him as amongst the worst fanfic writers ever (in their So Bad It's Good category), adding that he's "currently on a mission to defile every single major fandom with ridiculous but elegant bite-size interpretations."

And, yeah, he's done Phantom. XD

Hardly worth putting under a cut, frankly. )

Poetry. Sheer poetry. XD

The hilarious part is the reviews. Some people get what he's up to, but others obviously haven't got a clue. XD

So there you have it! Probably the shortest, worst Phantom fic ever. XD
 
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Wait...is blatancy even a word?
  phanwank - (zippytheavenger)
 
04:40pm 15/12/2009  
 
mood: disgusted
music: Truce-The Dresden Dolls
As someone who spent most of her childhood/adolescence fantasizing that she was one of Charlie's Angels, I am personally apalled.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4625528/12/The_Crystal

I don't dislike Raoul so much as I just want to give him hot chocolate and a blankie and tell him everything's going to be alright, we'll get through this. )
 
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And they're all going to have tea with Ben Gunn and the Swiss Family Robinson....
  phanwank - (phantomess_og)
 
05:29pm 15/12/2009  
 
mood: geeky
music: Haunted German Wood - Gutenberg: the Musical!
Apparently this is the last chapter this author has written for this bit of crap. One can only hope she realized what an epic waste of existence this fic is and has abandoned it. But, I'll make sure to check up occasionally to see if she continues.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4451727/4/Masquerade

So, what was the point of dragging Jack into this when you ditch him immediately? )
 
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Is there not a police officer in the entire flipping city?
  phanwank - (zippytheavenger)
 
03:10pm 14/12/2009  
 
mood: bored
music: Mad Girl-Emilie Autumn
At least these chapters are short enough to me to handle one at a time.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4625528/11/The_Crystal

Oh how I miss Raoul's moustache )
 
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Ahoy maties! Thar be squalls ahead! (*still is pissed they took the talking skull out of the ride*)
  phanwank - (phantomess_og)
 
04:59pm 13/12/2009  
 
mood: okay
music: Stretched on Your Grave - Abney Park
There doesn't seem to be any logic to this fic at all. I mean, nothing ever seems to get explained. Ever.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4451727/3/Masquerade

Yay! Pirate Sue's gonna drown! )
 
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